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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,Men = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,Men - earn money = Donkeys
In other words,Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
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Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, what do we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!