HAPPY NIU YEAR 2009!
Monday, January 26, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Chinese New Year Eve
Yippee!!! In less than 4 hours we will be having a humongous dinner, traditionally called the "Tuan Yuan Fan". Anyway, yesterday is the most tiring yet happy day for me. First I was force to wake up early in the morning (9am already, but still early for me ~_~)
This is the breakfast I ate on Friday morning. The food looked so delicious that I can't help by take a photo for remembrance.
What did we do yesterday? First we wash all the cars available in our house, next I'm the "unlucky" one to vacuum the house whole... Then I have to wrap the "popiah" skin around pork floss to make tidbits for cny. I tell u, the small tiny thing is so time consuming to make. No wonder ppl are selling it at such a high price.
Friday, January 23, 2009
Twisted Toe
This post is so out-dated. I twisted my left toe 2 days before New Year, causing me to actually stay at home and watch Hong Kong drama series during New Year Eve, where everyone else is having a good time counting down. Sh!t. Even after 3 weeks I still feel grumpy I miss the most happening night staying at home nursing my toe. Really bad luck.
Anyway, at first this is what it looked like. A little bit swollen. Other wise not much difference.
The next day, it started to get black around the side and back.
The whole toe turned black. Because of this incident, I stay at home from Monday until Thursday before going back to work on Friday.
I received a lot of question as how do I twisted my toe. What happened? You practise Yoga until like that ah?
Well, actually I'm a bit shy to tell the real truth. I actually twisted my toe at my own house, inside my little brother's bedroom some more. The real incident is that I was sitting cross-legged at my bro's bed playing with my laptop. Then my legs got cramp, and I decided it's time to stand up. And
WaLAh....
I twisted my toe. T_T
WaLAh....
I twisted my toe. T_T
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
When Grandma Goes To Court
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."
OMG, this is so funny.... I still found it funny when I'm typing this out. Haha..
p/s: To prevent any plagiarism, I quote the entire article from an email.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."
OMG, this is so funny.... I still found it funny when I'm typing this out. Haha..
p/s: To prevent any plagiarism, I quote the entire article from an email.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Flying off?
With the 4 days force leave being implemented starting this 1-Jan, I was being to wonder what to do with all the free time. Today, I have a chit chat session with Uncle and he polluted my mind with all the dirt cheap air ticket, destination such as KK and Macau.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
FFK
Thursday, January 1, 2009
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