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Dear Husband,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw..
Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.
Your EX-wife
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to Spain together! Have a great life!
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Dear EX-wife,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my shows so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a boy'! Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my brother, because I stopped eating meat seven years ago.
About those new silk panties: I turned away from you because the £49.99 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty quid from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for ten million pounds, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica.
But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess.I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your EX-husband, Rich As Hell and Free!
P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Caroline. I hope that's not a problem.
ps: I do not know who is the originator, but I copy everything from an email I received.2. The POPCORN variety when you go to watch a movie at the cinema. This is the first time I ever see so many popcorn available for me to choose. There's caramel, b-b-q and salted popcorn. Thai people are really spoilt for choices. How I wish the cinema here provide such variety. The caramel popcorn is SUPERB.
4. Eating a Cornetto ice-cream at Bangkok street.
6. Need to charge your handphone but forget to bring your handphone charger? Worry not! At Bangkok, u can charge ur phone at this booth as long as u have the money.
7. Really need to go to the toilet? That's the correct sign.
8. Say "Sawatdee Kaa" to McDonald from Thailand. A McD with hands clasping together sign only available from Thailand. Besides, I saw all the famous bloggers such as nicolekiss and kennysia all took photo with this McD. I just can't miss the oppurtunity.
Greetings from Thailand. Wanna try out McD's pork burger?